So Jade is dead. Now what? What shall the vultures do now? How will their lust for celebrity flesh be satisfied? The fawned sympathy all the while willing her to give more… "Jade tell us more!?! How’s the chemotherapy going? Are you shitting yourself yet?"
Gorging themselves, filling their insatiable appetites with every word written and spoken, defecting opinions and critique … vomiting bile and pissing crocodile tears for their “Queen of Pig Ignorance” and gathering with pitchforks and flaming OK! Magazines at the gates of those who dare question the morality of this freak show.
Jade was a product, she was cash, money in the bank… there is still time to monetise her … install a web cam in the coffin… charge to watch her decompose while they tuck into TV dinners from Iceland, pick her bones clean…
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Sky News are covering the funeral. Apparently Loughton high road will be blocked off, and they've erected 10 big screens for people to watch it on.
You going Zak?
Parky agrees with Zak:
Parky hits out at 'ignorant and puerile' Jade
Sir Michael Parkinson has launched a tirade against Jade Goody.
The veteran broadcaster told the latest issue of Radio Times that the late reality TV star represented "all that is paltry and wretched about Britain."
He said: "Jade Goody has her own place in the history of television and, while it's significant, it's nothing to be proud of. Her death is as sad as the death of any young person, but it's not the passing of a martyr or a saint or, God help us, Princess Di.
"When we clear the media smoke screen from around her death, what we're left with is a woman who came to represent all that's paltry and wretched about Britain today.
"She was brought up on a sink estate, as a child came to know drugs and crime, was barely educated, ignorant and puerile. Then she was projected to celebrity by Big Brother and became a media chattel to be exploited til the day she died."
His comments come just days after Jade Goody was laid to rest following a funeral that drew comparisons with that of Princess Diana. Thousands of mourners lined the streets and threw flowers as the hearse made its way to the service in Buckhurst on Saturday.
http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/138886/
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